Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The sites that are Florida's Finest

I want to take a minute and explain each section of Florida's Finest so first time readers can jump straight to what interests them.

Because we all need more dick. Dick of the Week celebrates the people in our lives that just can't help but fuck it all up for the rest of us. Very little actual dick.

Give me 5 reasons we shouldn't do lists. Lists. Everyone does them. Everyone loves them. Also, we're very lazy.

BREAKING NEWS:BUDDY JOLLY ISN'T GAY! JURY STILL OUT ON SHADES. The Tribune features up to the minute, late breaking news that never actually happened. Like FOX, but with more integrity.

The Gaming Page will cover everything from current gaming events to reviews. Also very little actual dick. Unless you count Uwe Boll.

Because 4 pages completely dedicated to our opinions just isn't enough The Notes section is where Florida's Finest members and readers alike can sound off on anyone or anything they want. No set subject, no rules, and absolutely no censorship. Pictures of tits are welcome.

-Buddy Jolly

Monday, March 30, 2009

Florida's Finest - No Shirt, No Rules, No Problem

Here at Florida's Finest we hold one truth to be self evident: Humor can be found around even the darkest of corners. Nothing is off limits. No matter how sick, twisted, or perverse a joke may be, if it makes one person smile its well worth the hate mail.

But we don't do this to offend. We do what we do because laughter truly is the best medicine. If we could all learn to take things less seriously and just look at the funny side, we'd all be much, much happier.

I mean look at me. "Jolly" is in my fucking name!

So relax, put away any politcally correct tendencies and lets be fucked up together!

-Buddy Jolly, Founder, Editor

P.S. This is just as much yours as ours. If you have a topic or idea you'd like to see covered, or if you have any feedback send your comments to FFBuddyJolly@Gmail.com